Miss M'S Grocery Run

I was watching tv one afternoon when  notification pinged on my iphone. I quickly ran over to my computer and opened my email on yahoo.I felt a sigh of relief as I opened one particular email that I had been waiting for. It was Divyne Ms M's weekly grocery and personal products list. I texted her excitedly to alert her that I had the list and would be attending to my duties to her in a timely manner. While I texted my little cheap cannon printer etched out the list for me and ejected it in my general direction.
I grabbed it and made my way quickly and efficiently to her preferred store to do her shopping. AS I made my way through the various sections and aisles I often lamented silently in my head about all the ill mannered people littering this particular store. About how many I imagined deserved a hard flogging and gagging. As I was finishing up my shopping for Ms M I silently thought to myself about how many men were probably walking around with chastity devices on or were truly hen pecked and emasculated. I envied some of them and yet here I was doing her shopping with no qualms whatsoever.
I hurried to finish my shopping as I still had a stop to make at the wine and more store for a few bottles of her favorite wines , bourbons and cognacs. I exited the store and made my way to the liquor store. It smelled of stale air and slight cigars, which reminded me that I had to renew Miss M's cigar club subscription when I got home. I grabbed her items as expeditiously as I could and loaded them into the car and left for her house as I was on a time frame and if I was even 1 minute late I would incur $10 per minute late fee and or a flogging and beating of her choice, of course it was always her choice as I dare not imprint my desires as to supercede hers in any way shape or form. Im daft at times but im not totally stupid.
As I pulled up to Ms M's abode I noticed a foreign car parked in the driveway forcing me to park on the street. I called her and let her know I was here and she told me the door was unlocked, so I made my way inside quickly with her items as several trips were needed. I noticed as I was putting the items away that Miss M was entertaining a gentleman on the couch. They were laughing out loud and I couldnt help but wonder if they were laughing at me.
Miss M shouted to me to pour them two glasses of wine and in my learned fashion, I did so with haste. I sat the glasses down on the coffee table before them and lingered for a moment or two. But, just as soon as I had sat the glasses down Miss M pointed towards the door while she was giving her gentleman friend a kiss, giving me my exit strategy for the evening. I would go on to my place to await any and all further orders before I was allowed to get into bed for the night to get sufficient rest for my workday that would start at 6 am the next morning.