You might have an inadequate penis if...

1. There is a resemblance between your penis and a grain of rice.
2. Sex with mosquitos is even a remote possibility.
3. Tic tacs make you angry, because they will go into a womans mouth
4. A paperclip has a greater thickness
5. You can use a finger cot as a condom
6. A old loaf of bread can get hard more times than you
7. You can breathe in and it disappears.
8. When you were born the doctor refused to circumsize you, because there wasnt enough there.
9. you go swimming and suddenly you turn into a girl.
10. The california raisins can call you up in the middle of the night laughing.

Buck up buttercup, im sure that bee sting therapy feels real nice about now.

If you have an inadequate penis fear not, there are other uses women may have for you.
A fluffer for instance for her lovers who can pentrate her in the way that you could never , ever dream of.
A toilet paper holder, but that is if you can even get it up.
A constant source of laughs for women online, as im sure your mother has been laughing since you were born.

Dont worry even a man(lol) like you given your shortcomings has a purpose in this world even if it is to only make others laugh. Now pay your small penis reparations to the nearest female in your life and feel free to explain in painful detail why you are doing this for her benefit. Psuedo brownie points if you post with permission of course her reaction to your revelations.
This little slice of humor was brought to you by the ferverent freakish fetish mind of moi. Should you find it offensive boys, just know that I have not one iota of fuck to give, im sorry im all out.