My little ‘paypuppies’

See I don’t really like having 'paypigs/piggies’ it insinuates that they are lazy trough dwelling pork scratchings. No I would rather have ‘paypuppies’ Far more impressive, adoring, excitable, eager and ridiculously loyal. 

When I leave you to go about my day, you will sit and pine waiting for me, fighting the frustrating compulsion to lick me and mount my legs, and why wouldn’t you? That's how I like it. It’s a painful burden I will never have to bear because I am with me all day long.

So if you dream of being the ‘paypuppy’ to a pure sirens song, you know where to find me and you definitely know how to get my attention! 

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Yes you are, yes you are! XxxxxX