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I get asked this question A LOT, so, I decided to post My answer here and direct anyone to it who is interested in knowing My Expectations:

1. Fill out an application
2. Answer a series of questions through email

Most fail at this point - if you don't:

3. Interview in Person
4. Orientation Day; Day 1 of 'Probation'

After 30 Days OF Service (Not '30 Days SINCE the first day of service'), if you have not been dismissed from serving, you are allowed to:

5. Petition for 'Consideration' (include a large, commitment-indicating tribute)

If your petition is accepted, you will:

6. Serve a 1 - 3 Month Consideration Period; one day of serving = one day of 'Consideration', and time served in 'Probation' does not count towards 'Consideration'

If you are not dismissed from serving within this time period, you may:

7: Petition for 'Training' (include a large, commitment-indicating tribute)

If your petition is accepted, you may:

8. Begin the 'Training' period of 3 - 6 months; one day of serving = one day of 'Training', and time served in 'Consideration' does not count towards 'Training'

If you are not dismissed from serving within this time period, you may:

9. Petition for 'Service' (you know that tribute from before? We're gonna double it)

If your petition is accepted, you may:

10. Begin the 'Service' period of 6 - 9 months; one day of serving = one day of 'Service', and time served in 'Training' does not count towards 'Service'

If you are not dismissed from serving within this time period, you may:

11. Petition for 'Submission' (we're gonna go ahead and triple the last tribute, at this point - you should have had PLENTY of time to save up)

If your petition is accepted, you may:

12. Receive a ritual piercing and begin the 'Submission' period of 1 - 3 years; one day of serving = one day of 'Submission', and time served in 'Service' does not count towards 'Submission'

If you are not dismissed from serving within this time period, you may:

13. Petition for 'slavery' (At this point, you're probably getting Me a house or a car, whichever I want more)

If your petition is accepted, you may:

14. Receive a ritual tattoo or branding of My choice, and be, Officially, My slave for the rest of its life