Mistress Oiseau

Earlier this year, I went out to meet a girlfriend of Mine (that cuts My hair bad-ass) to get drinks at this new bar a douche-bag colleague of Mine helped bar-tend/open that night. He's just an unimportant and uninteresting as I'm sure you all are, and he grows a beard, wears vests, talks real slow to sound intelligent and like he has something to say (which he doesn't ever) and used to live in New York so..fill in the douche-blanks. Onto more important information, I had thigh high boots...