I know you boys cant help sometimes but think of me during the day and you always want to know what im doing. Some of you watch me online and try to counter my moves and such in the hopes that you will win, but you know the odds are always in my favor. My posts makes your primordial brain explode when you see them because you sometimes cant make sense of the volcano of information. So when You find yourself thinking about me, use an online dice roller. you start with $5 and add to it what single dice number you roll. At the end of the day you add it all up and send it to me via a cherished gift card preference of mine. You get fake bonus points if you show me written proof of you recording how many times you thought of me......I cant wait to see my balance rise because I know you cant help but think of me:) So keep it up thinking about me, I love being your newest addiction.....better than coffee.

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