'Twas THe Night Before Christmas-Femdom Style

Something I found... changed it up a little bit to suit the Femdom Lifestyle

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
The Mistress was spanking her boys of the house,
Mistress and Lover in black leather and chains
Were chastising their subbies with paddles and canes
When down in the dungeon there came such a clatter
I jumped from my chair to see what was the matter
Jumped up, tripped over, and fell on my face
Forgot that my Domme had just lashed me in place!
Away to the window I made a mad dash
Threw open the window, felt the cool on my ass
And then through the smoke and the snow and the swirls
Came a rusty old sleigh drawn by twelve pony boys
With bells on their nipples and stripes on their asses
They pulled and they strained, and fell on their asses
The drunken old driver stood holding his dick
I knew by the "red nose" that this was Old Pervy Trish
Slower then snails her chargers they came
And she whipped and she flailed as she called them by name
"Come on Tony and Brian and Chuck
Pull the sleigh or I'll paddle your cock
And Kevin and Michael and Tom and Billy
With blazing red asses you look somewhat silly
Albert and Dan and Jimmie and Jay
You bend yourselves over..its floggins today"

Up on the roof, she went, stumbled and fell
And down the chimney she came screaming like hell
She staggered and stumbled and let out a roar
Tripped over a flogger I'd left on the floor!
She set out stuffing stockings we'd hung with great care
A flogger, a shocker, and jeweled clips, (nice pair!)
She worked with a frenzy, then she saw me, OH GREAT!
But I had nothing to fear, 'cause she asked for a date!
Back to her work she flew with a wink of his eye,
As she said "to hell with the cookies, got any pie?
And could I bother you for coffee, it's cold out ya know?"
I said, "Why not, that storm's quite a blow."

She ate and she drank then she finished her work
I wondered if she'd noticed my strange little quirk
She chuckled and said "This should help with your kink"
She stuffed in MY stocking a chastity belt of pink
As she went for the door she said, "Learn to spread legs boy
you're getting a strap on tonight"
I heard her exclaim as she was pulled out of sight

"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU KINKSTERS
... AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT"