Pathetic Petty Cash

To all who interact with me be warned. I am used to a certain lifestyle.
It is such a huge part of who I am financially, I had to put it in my profile.
I am young, but I DO NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.
I come from an upper-middle class family and have always lived a cushioned life.
Do you even know how stupid I think you look when you think that $20 is a lot of money?
Do you understand how pathetic you are?
Do you dare deny that I deserve less than what I have always had?
I laugh at this petty cash you are so eager to give out like it is supposed to say something or mean something.
Of course as your mistress goddess, no matter what the amount is, I still deserve it more than you do, but you're kidding me if you truly think you're doing me a service.
I am better than you in all aspects of life.
There is statistically only a 2% chance your IQ is higher than mine. I have my own two bedroom apartment and I barely lifted a finger for it. I am young. I am beautiful. I am talented. And you are scum, desperately waving around a ten hoping someone like me could actually give a shit about you.
You offer me less than I offer myself.
Honestly, it would almost be pitiful if I thought you were worthy of my pity.
I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I damn well know what luxury is. And you're not cutting it, losers.
I am a respectful person to anyone, but that doesn't mean you truly have my respect.