2016 Financial Exploits & More

I’v been lazy about blogging for the past year or two, especially when it comes to my brag blogs because they take quite a bit of time to put together, but I’ve had many requests to bring them back and popular opinion CAN sway me in some instances. So I’ll indulge you boys. I give you, my 2016 exploits brag blog (with a few big brogs I forgot to mention last yr). Keep in mind there is A LOT of stuff missing from this because like I said, I have been QUITE lazy about taking photos of my tributes this year.

I’ve always been a woman who knows her worth and absolutely ADORES power. And well, you know what they say - Money IS power. There’s been thousands upon thousands of dollars that fall into my perfectly manicured hands from multiple men that parade through the halls of my financial domination kingdom to enable my luxury lifestyle. As seen below, I’m no stranger to the feel of cold hard cash in my hands. It’s a look that suits my VERY well. Wouldn’t you agree?

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Now a few months back you will remember that there was a e-file released of the official Lisa Frank tarot card set. It was and will never be an item that is sold, it was just a post with the artwork for them so you could print the cards out. I LOVED them so much that my sub went and printed out four copies of the deck from a professional card printing company. I am currently the only person in the world to have this professionally printed set. Let’s keep it that way - I don’t like biters. Also, I’ve gone on MANY Victoria’s Secret shopping sprees this year always funded by PAYPIGS just like you. And guess what, you silly little boys also foot the bill for when I go makeup shopping. I got 3 cute little Urban Decay sets back in January and I still haven’t even USED them lol!

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A really good sub purchased three Lorac palettes for me and a bunch of jewelry and nail stuff off of one of my wishlist’s and tbh that black Lorac palette has become my FAVORITE one in this past yr. While on the subject of beauty, I had another hypno obsessed pig give in to my whims and supply me with a bunch of Lush skin and haircare products as well as some herbal teas, face serums/moisturizers and a few cheap Victoria’s Secret items. Once again, I still haven’t used most of them because honestly, I’m a SPOILED BRAT and I fucking love it.

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And let’s not forget Piggy Matthew who bought me over $1k worth of lingerie body harnesses. It’s no secret that when I go out, I LOVE wearing body harnesses and he happily picked up the tab for every single body harness I had on my wishlists. There were over 30 harnesses including 5 that were custom made to my specifications. I absolutely ADORE these and they fill 3 whole drawers!

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And of course, I needed some period panties so I hit up Victoria’s Secret on DoctorSix’s dime and picked up yet another couple lotions and some Juicy Couture jewelry while I was at it. I don’t like VS clothing unless it’s something I’m going to sell or ruin so I only wear VS panties on my period - I don’t want to ruin my GOOD brand lingerie. And yes, I ALWAYS wear sexy lingerie even if it’s to lounge around my house. It always keeps me feeling sexy.

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Sissy Rezhalia bought me a bunch of sterling silver and white gold nipple jewelry during a really good sale and unfortunately I never even got to wear them because I had to take out my NIPPLE PIERCINGS due to an unforeseen circumstance. Of course, I plan to repierce them and you can PAY for that by sending $220 by clicking HERE. Include a note saying they are for my piercings. Rez also bought me these SUPER cute pearl and swarovski headphones as well as a pair for my mom and sister. Call us the spoiled girls club, but whenever my mom and sister see something they want, they too get it on YOUR dime.

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One of my boys also decided to fund my endeavor of creating coffee table books with my photos, notebooks, makeup bags and a few other items with my logos and watermarks - of course they all turned out LOVELY. The middle photo is actually of a really huge shopping spree I forgot to post about where a boy bought me TONS of stuff from Killstar, BlackCraftCult and Etsy. I am a SUCKER for Killstar and I own a good majority of every shirt and dress that they sell. Lastly, I present to you about $800 of Medical Marijuana products paid for by my bitchboy Roy. That blue box is FILLED with wax and more bud. I am a connoisseur of sorts.

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And let’s not forget that Slave Crapcreep reimbursed my for three yearly passes to Universal studios for my mom, sister and I so we could experience the Wizarding world of Harry Potter. EVERYONE in my family is a HUGE Harry Potter buff and they have me to thank for that. If you haven’t gone, you should - and try the butterbeer. It is absolutely amazing. Of course Crapcreep paid for our spending while I was there. I had him cough up for 3 marauders maps at $60 each, 4 wands (Voldemort, Harry, Dumbledore & Snape) at $40 each, a replica of the Triwizard Cup at $189, and a few other odds and ends for us totaling OVER an additional $400 bucks. All three of us stayed the night at the 24 hr Wi Spa in LA that night and had 2 hour body scrubs at $160 each + tip which he also fronted. Crapcreep comes and goes for years now, but he’s always been consistent than when he has money, he REALLY pays.

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The boys that CONSTANTLY pay are good but cashdrops are pretty good too. I don’t even remember the faces of ANY boys I do cashdrops with because you guys are such an insignificant part of my life lo, but you ARE appreciated momentarily. Kudos to the boys brave enough to do a cashdrop with me. It sure does take balls.

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Bitchboy Pukefroth was tasked with buying me a couple of custom made crystal necklaces from Etsy because I am a COMPLETE sucker for custom made raw crystal jewelry and sellers on Etsy make the most AMAZING creations. These crystals were all cleansed in salt water on a full moon by the seller - how COOL is that? In addition, there’s some Agent Provocateur stuff that some slave got me (I can’t remember who lol) and a super cute new Moschino phone case that makes me feel like the PRINCESS I am.

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And while were on the subject of phone cases, as you can see I have an addiction to expensive but tacky phone cases, all of which YOU boys fund, Each of these was $45 and purchased by some random on Niteflirt but they’re somewhat relevant to me because I see and use them every day. I’m always alternating cute phone cases and they’re ALWAYS extravagant - just like me.

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Lastly, some of you know that I own a vacation home in Mexico for when I want to get away. I keep it fully stocked and furnished at all times for whenever I want to make an unexpected visit and sometimes I rent it out to vacationers through my property manager and it’s a nice little source of passive income. However, every time I go I always wish there was a hot tub and pool I could use - that would make it perfect....so OF COURSE....I had to make it happen. I expanded my property by hiring some workers to build another large room which can be accessed through my downstairs living room and it opens up into a sunroom with a hot tub and a personal gym. The sunroom is comprised of beautiful wood & glass paneled sliding doors that open up into a wet deck platform for wet yoga (the photo shows it before construction was finished, no water added yet) and the wet deck drops into a wading pool. This whole pool/wet deck setup is a FRESHWATER pool that is filtered and cleaned by freshwater plants. It’s an expensive setup but SO worth it. I absolutely love it - and it was ALL funded by YOU boys!

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My life is pretty extravagant and I graciously allow you boys peeks of it here and there. I mean, I do like to reward you guys now and then for funding it. The little (and big) luxuries in my life are multiplied daily because you boys work SO hard for me...and I’m absolutely unapologetic about taking your money. I bask in the fruits if my financial exploits and I will continue to consistently reap your wallet for the fruits of YOUR hard work....and YOU love it don’t you?

So while you’re at it, pay more. I don’t care if you’re already low on funds. GO BROKE for my luxuries and make sure to ALWAYS keep my extravagant life funded. Later Losers!