Musings about A Latex Nun Outfit.

I spend a lot of time on amazon. I have this weird unhealthy obsession with browsing around for shit I don't need. How I haven't ended up on an episode of hoarders I don't know. And you can get some interesting sex toys there, like inserting alien eggs up your butthole which is cool if you saw E.T and wondered what would happen if he stuck his finger up your ass. There's probably a clip out there for ya. Anyways, I was Chilling with my friend Sarah, I'll call her that here because it's her name and Sarah is a hardcore Christain. So Not thinking I say out loud "You know I've been looking for a decent nun...out...fit..... And Sarah Bless her heart looked at me and said =:o " OH you're thinking of becoming a nun?"
And then I was like " EHH.. YES.?.?" Lord, I have never met a more innocent person. I forget that I can't talk about shit like this with most people.
I guess I'm off to join the order and sneak vibrators in my nun hat thingy.
I know there's a name for it.
Your Lord and Savior,
xoxo Ari