One Whole Pussy Free Year

1. No jerk january. While it can have multiple meanings, this time it refers to your ability to NOT have nore deserve to touch your penis in a pleasurable way.

2. No Fap February. You are an adult, you know what the term fap means. In t his particular month, you will NOT be doing that. You dont deserve it and you will not have it.

3. No Monkey In A Mango tree March. Monkeys like to yank it, and some like to do it in a mango tree. You however will not be yanking it, in a tree, not with me, neither here nor there....never anywhere.

4. Abstinence in April. You have desires. I have desires. I desire to fulfill my desires, you however do not and will not. This is a month for self reflection of all your past transgressions against women.

5. No manhandling May. It is just what it says it is. You dont get to touch your junk and by junk I mean it is utterly useless. It has no need to be touched in a meaningful way, especially if it gets you off. You havent deserved it yet, not sure you ever will.

6. No Junk Jerk June. For lack of a bvetter term, you dont deserve to. Not deserving to is because you are locked in either physical chastity or mental chastity. You have been locked because it is the natural order of things.

7.  No Knee jerk Junk July. You will not be able to do your go to activity in this particular month. You have not done anything thus far to earn such an activity. It isnt proper and it isnt worthy of MY time.

8.More Abstinence in August. Again, do you really think you deserve to touch yourself in a pleasurable manner? it doesnt matter what you think, I know that you dont really deserve it. So therefore you will abstain fron touching your little teeny weeny in any manner in this particular month.

9.No Sex September.Its not like you could even satisfactorily penetrate a woman and give her an orgasm that she will enjoy. So you will stay locked as you should have been since you were 18.

10. Welcome to the always laudable Locktober! While it has been sensationlized in recent years, this is your norm or well it should be. If you arent locked, now is the literal best time to start. Give it a go and learn to love the word no.

11. No Nut November. This could have two distinct meanings but for clarification purposes it refers to not being able to cum. Although the vision of a boy without balls dazzles me, ill let that idea be for another time.

12.Denied In December. Thats right boys, you didnt think you would make it this far and be allowed release did you? lol Oh hell no.you dont deserve it.Being denied is your new sex, deal with it.