Im Naturally Better Than You

 Yes you read that correctly. I am more better, more successful than you are. My finances are very much in order. You on the otherhand maybe not so much. Gifts and cash come easily to me but with you again, maybe not so much. You worry each and every birthday if you are going to get anything, and when you do I just take it as is my right. You work paycheck to paycheck most months of the year. That is unless you get a raise, in which case it gets deposited directly into my account per usual. If you get a bonus it never crosses your mind to not send it my way. $1600. $2100...whatever the amount it goes directly to me, as it what I am accustomed to and you are as well.

You sit in a corner on some nights waiting me to return from a date that you may or may not get wind or message of. Corner time is your new sex life and you are a hardcore horndog. You get off paying for my dates. You get off paying to get me ready for my dates. You cringe worthy love buying me lingerie that you can only dare dream of seeing on me. Again I will say it , in case you have somehow forgotten it.. I am more better, more successful than you are.  Good things are by their very natures things that belong to me and never you. You work hard to provide me with pleasures that you cannot fathom would ever belong to you. You know this is your birthright. This is your destiny. In my service is where you crave to be, and you will do whatever it takes to keep you there.