How to Approach Me

Hello profile perver.

Welcome to my little slice of the Internet.

To paraphrase the great Dante Alighieri:

Abandon hope, all ye who do not read my profile.

If you friend request me without a message, that's the fastest route to purgatory. I won't accept your request, nor will I deny it. I just won't deny it so you won't send me another one.

I bore easily and archive even quicker when it comes to direct messages. So here's some fun facts:

I will not reply if:

• your profile is bare
• you are not verified 
• you have no profile photo
• your profile photo is your genitals
• you message any low effort variant of just "hi/hey/yo/sup how's it going?" or "Hi I'm new here"
• you're just "dropping by" to say I'm hot (thanks for the compliment, but it's not enough to pique my interest in you)
• You don't address me using my correct Honorifics.

I will reply if:

• you show you've read my profile IN FULL.
• You capture my attention with a triple digit send. 
• you give a courteous, well written opening message which tells me a bit about you and why you messaged me.
• you're too shy to list your fetishes on your profile then tell me what you're into.
  E.g. I am into Female Dominance with a particular interest in small penis humiliation and chastity and orgasm denial.

not

Hi mIsTrESs I am a subby and I want you to step on my dick and make me cry and I want you to keep my dick in a cage and eat the key.

If you don't see the difference, you're going to get ignored.

Not sure? Scared? (a dash of fear is healthy) I advise asking me if I or what I am looking for in a potential plaything / or what I am looking for at the present time.

I ask for good, timely and polite communication from all.

With intention,

Phoenix