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When taking ownership, it's always good to make sure you get an owner's manual ... 

Owner's Manual
2022 Rimbaud's Orgasm

Congratulations.  You are the proud owner of a 2022 Rimbaud's Orgasm.  Properly maintained, your Rimbaud should provide you with years of pleasure, amusement, and obsequious service.  Your Rimbaud also maintains excellent resale value, should you get bored,or decide you want to trade it in on a newer model.

Usage
Your Rimbaud is a high-performance model, capable of going from 0-100 with a single tease.  But it can also be left unattended in the garage for days at a time, and will likely be even more responsive afterwards  Many Rimbaud owners report that their Rimbaud's performance actually improves when they divide their time between it and an alternative.


"Oil Changes"
For maximum performance, make sure to "change the oil" on your Rimbaud no more than once every three months.  Your Rimbaud may begin to make whining noises between oil changes, but that only means the system is functioning properly.   It is a feature, not a bug.

If you insist on having an oil change more frequently than once every three months, make sure to only provide a Ruined Oil Change, and then delay the next one until three months after that.

Your Rimbaud is very dependable and should not spring any spontaneous leaks between oil changes.  Unlike some other models, it has been designed to be self-maintaining, and does not require any artifical additives or Chastity brand governing devices; although if you want to attach such equipment, it won't hurt anything.
 

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MissMorrigan
the whining gets to me sometimes1f642.png
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Rimbaud
-- but that's when inexperienced owners give in and perform an oil change too soon.
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