You think you are ready to worship?

You know that this has always been your true place, groveling at my feet, desperate for me to bless your pathetic life with my holy presence. 

You know that you have always belonged to me - you have wished and prayed for a superior Goddess to come and take control of your existence, to give you direction and guidance. 

You have yearned for some sense of purpose, someone to serve, someone to worship and confess your sins to. 

What an incredibly lucky slave you are, to have had all of your prayers answered today.

You may now return home, to your rightful place under my control.

I will drain your wallet, your agency, and your sense of self.

You will live to serve and to obey me, never questioning your Goddess's commands, nor hesitating to deliver on them. 

You will worship and honor me in every aspect of your life, and you will hide nothing from me. 

You will live for my rewards and my sacred affection, for I am a benevolent Goddess. 

Do not mistake my compassionate nature for weakness, however. I expect obedience, and I do not tolerate dissent. 

Approach if you are ready to dedicate your life, your body, your wallet and soul to serving a higher purpose. 

Me.