Patience - I will get what I deserve!

I will settle for no less than:

* Immediate tribute upon approach

* Not one remotely kind word for you unless you do exactly as you're told, quickly, every time, and often not even then.

* Respectful and worshipful language at all times.

* Delivering on promises, always.

Waiting is not a problem if it means I don't deal with time wasting worms. If you have what it takes to step up to the plate, I am waiting.