My Favorite Things

Packages stuffed with all kinds of goodies
Boxes full of boots and cute leather booties
Well behaved subs all tied up with string
these are a few of my favorite things.

Large cash amounts in my bank accounts
Vacations cruises and making large bruises
Conventions held during the spring 
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the site crashes
When the list disappears
When I'm feeling mad 
I simply make you shop for my favorite things 
and then I don't feel so bad.

Cash register sound on my cellphone
Brand new handbags in burgundy and bone
Crops, paddles, and things that sting
these are a few of my favorite things

Necklaces, bracelets, jewelry that shine
Sessions, tributes, and beating behinds
More and more tributes making my phone ding
these are a few of my favorite things.

When laws bite
When I pay bills
When I lose a lad
I simply make you pay for my favorite things 
and then I don't feel so sad.